Hello fuzzy friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, Women are from Mars and Men have a Penis edition.
Your model for today was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania on February 2nd, 199mumble-mumble. She stands 5’8″ high, and measures in at a surgically enhanced 36DD-24-36 and has been strenuously photo-shopped in every pictorial. I don’t give a good gosh darn because OMG look at this chick! Please stop raking gravel long enough to welcome, Miss Abigail Ratchford!
Today in history:
0326 – Constantine refused to carry out the traditional pagan sacrifices.
1394 – Charles VI of France issued a decree for the general expulsion of Jews from France.
1759 – British forces defeated a French army at Fort Niagara in Canada.
1799 – Napoleon Bonaparte defeated the Ottomans at Aboukir, Egypt.
1805 – Aaron Burr visited New Orleans with plans to establish a new country, with New Orleans as the capital city.
1861 – The Crittenden Resolution, which called for the American Civil War to be fought to preserve the Union and not for slavery, was passed by the U.S. Congress.
1866 – Ulysses S. Grant was named General of the Army. He was the first American officer to hold the rank.
1868 – The U.S. Congress passed an act creating the Wyoming Territory.
1946 – The U.S. detonated an atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll in the Pacific. It was the first underwater test of the device.
1946 – Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis staged their first show as a team at Club 500 in Atlantic City, NJ.
1952 – Puerto Rico became a self-governing commonwealth of the U.S.
1994 – Israel and Jordan formally ended the state of war that had existed between them since 1948.
1997 – K.R. Narayanan became India’s president. He was the first member of the Dalits caste to do so.
1998 – The USS Harry S. Truman was commissioned and put into service by the U.S. Navy.
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