Big Boob Friday

Hello puppets of meat, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a, well…a model and pin-up girl of the “plus size” category. I know that I’ve seen her before, but a search on her name at H2 only brings up hits with you assholes making fun of environmentalists.

I put “plus size” in quotes only because most fashionishtas are faggots and wouldn’t know what a real sexy woman looks like even if she checked their prostate with a jackhammer.  Super Bonus Perfect Buffalone Size is more accurate.

She’s ‘merican, born in 1989, and measures 36-24-36 with some triple D action up front and center. Please stop running your chicken trafficking ring on craigslist long enough to welcome, Miss Gia Genevieve!

I got to tell you kids, I just might retire after this entry, I don’t think it can be topped.

I made this last gif from a Vimeo where Gia is making cupcakes and mimosas for her boyfriend for valentines day.

Yep, she probably smells like cupcakes and mimosas too.  Perfect.