Hi There. You have been selected to view Big Boob Friday!!!!!! Please to be scrolling down for crotchel tingles?
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You guys will all hate this, but I’m thinking of number between -1 and 1 that indicates the number of bowel movements I would offer you. If you look closely, the band, Yeasayer references Reagan so there’s a little something for you. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Now get up, dance, and clap like seals.
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Today’s model emailed me a few minutes ago to inform me that she’s deeply, deeply, in love with this blog and honored to be featured here. Sure, it was mostly legal stuff about keeping a distance of 1000 feet, but I know how to read between the lines. Please smooth out your eyebrows, hitch up your overalls, and pick the tobacco from your teeth to welcome Viola Bailey!!!!!!!!!
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We haven’t had a test for a really long time, so put down your hPhones and face forward. No looking at Tushar’s paper and don’t even think about trying to fake a wicked bout of South American herpes, Wiser. Keep your shirt on Cyn! Actually, take it off, you get a free pass. Oso, Vman, Jewstin, Jimbro, leon, Jay, Car in!!!!!!!!!!! Get in your seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1192 – Minamoto no Yoritomo becomes Seii Tai Shōgun and the de facto ruler of Japan.
1689 – The Battle of Dunkeld in Scotland.
1911 – The Mona Lisa is stolen by a Louvre employee.
1918 – World War I: The Second Battle of the Somme begins.
1961 – Motown releases what would be its first #1 hit, “Please Mr. Postman” by The Marvelettes.
1976 – Operation Paul Bunyan at Panmunjom, South Korea.
1991 – Sherly Anderson gives MJ a lot of blow jobs.
1992 – Ruby Ridge Standoff in Idaho
1993 – NASA loses contact with the Mars Observer spacecraft.
2013 – Hundreds of people are reported killed by chemical attacks in the Ghouta region of Syria.
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